laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

fyeahnursingthings:

I am an ER nurse. I am so tired of bringing a patient meds and having the whole family ask “Did the doctor recommend that?” No, the janitor thought some norepinephrine might fix your mom’s BP of 50/10, but she seemed pretty confident so I went with it.

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

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happy birthday weed

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