bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

(Source: clestroying)